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\"aI think you left these behind, a I said, handing them to her. This happens all the time when women try to return bags theyave used. Tampons, lipstick, coins, Tic Tacs, and condoms are the top treasures found.
aGreasya let out a sigh, as if I were the problem. aI was just trying my things in it. I really donat see what the problem is here. Itas none of your business what I keep in my handbag.a
It is when my commission is at stake Iam not your Designer Handbag Rental Service My name is not BagBorrowOrSteal.com \"
Enter Freeman Hall, an aspiring screenwriter who sets out to realize his Hollywood dream, but instead plunges into the seventh circle of Retail Hell when the rent comes due, selling animal-hide Hobos and overpriced clutches to Lookie-Loos and Picky Bitchesabut always with a \"sunshiny\" smile.
Freeman toils in the handbag (thatas handbag, NOT purse) department of the Big Fancy department store, where he sees, hears, smells (and unfortunately, feels) it all Here, he provides a trueaand truly shockingaaccount of life from the other side of the handbag display. From early-morning RA-RA RALLIES to the craziest crazy-lady customers, Freemanas horrific and hilarious workday tales redefine Juicy Couture.
As Freeman begins to plots his escape, he realizes that despite the Big Fancyas lax return policy, for him, there really may be no returns . . . no exchanges . . . no way out. ISBN - 9781440505775
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Pages : 288
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